#Shut up Scorp

[cringefailkralie]

ridiculously long list of things i’ve noticed about thomas grant and adam wadsworth’s portrayals of albus and scorpius

sorry in advance if this is messy, i wrote this at like 4am

albus flinches away when james steps too close to him!!!

when scorpius asks albus whether he prefers albus or al, he doesn’t have to think about his answer. instead he just looks shocked that someone was actually asking that, like nobody’s ever considered his feelings before. makes me feel like he’d been waiting his entire life for someone to actually ask him that.

tom’s albus doesn’t cry during the fight with harry like i’ve seen a lot of the other actors do. he just stares blankly ahead of him and completely shuts down. i’m head over heels in love with this choice because it really hammers home how hard it is for albus to express his feelings or communicate with anyone.

albus’s reaction to the love potion really really makes me believe that ron intended it to be a mean gay joke. even if ron didn’t intend for it to come across that way, that’s definitely what albus takes it as.

scorpius is just staring vacantly at a wall before he spots albus on the train in their 4th year. not sure if this is a specific acting choice or if i’m just reading into it too much?

they hold hands for a second and stand with their faces an inch away from each other as soon as they duck into their train compartment. their body language in private is so different from their body language in public.

albus squeezes his eyes closed when they hug. he really needed that physical affection but he hates anyone but scorpius being near him.

scorpius puts his hand on albus’s chest when the train starts moving. nothing to say about that its just really gay.

my favorite delivery of “oooo a quiz… WIZZO!!!” i fucking love how he does jazz hands when he says it, especially because it’s the second time he does jazz hands in that scene. he’s so me.

albus does so many little hand gestures in this scene, he’s way more comfortable being expressive around scorpius. he almost mirrors scorpius’s stupid little mannerisms.

bonus- not scorbus related but craig is first seen wearing his beanie on the train during the this sequence (where albus and scorpius decide to run away)!! idk if they don’t do this in other productions or if i just hadn’t ever picked up on it before, but it’s a really cute detail. does anyone know if he canonically got it when he became head boy?

when amos first tells them to leave, scorpius grabs onto albus’s sleeve

not even technically them but the ron and harry actors grab onto each other sooooo much (as albus and scorpius)

in love with how long scorpius hold out his “WIIIIIIIZZZOOOO” and how albus tries to match his energy with the “DOUBLE WIZZO”

delphi steals scorp’s little phrases and his awkward way of speaking and his mannerisms to try and appeal to albus because she knows that he reeeeally likes him- and i hate hate HATEEEE how she makes him feel like a freak for being himself when all the while she’s stealing his personality. scorpius plays with the fabric of his sweater and then fidgets with his hands after she tries to make him feel left out in the forbidden forest and i can FEEL what he’s feeling through the screen.

scorpius is JEALOUS jealous of delphi and when he talks to her his voice is quiet and monotone, which is the most un-scorpius thing ever. i love it. you can feel how much he hates her. i hate her too, this delphi is despicable. (very talented actress!!)

when scorpius tears his eyes away from the beautiful sight in front of them to look at albus and say “you’re my best friend” (which is crazy enough on its own) he talks in a really sweet, low voice before returning really quickly to his normal scorp-voice, as if he was afraid to let albus think about what had just happened

albus jumps up and down with excitement when they announce the triwizard tournament. he starts and then has to stop himself from cheering for hogwarts. funny that a guy who was just saying how much he hates hogwarts would do a thing like that.

everyone around scorpius gets startled when he starts cheering for krum because his screaming is so weird lmao

at the end of the scene where albus tells scorpius they’ll be better off without each other, scorpius just slumps over on the steps and stays there for the ENTIRETY of the next scene until he eventually gets wheeled off with the stairs. it looks like he’s fiddling with something? maybe his wand? maybe just his hands?

obviously the staircase ballet is the staircase ballet, but the way they look at each other is just AAAAUUUUGHHHHHHH

at the end of the ballet scorpius steps towards albus first, but albus is the one who reaches his hand out and slinks down onto the steps

obsessed with that gay little purse scorpius carries the time turner in

delphi gets scorpius to let his guard down during their conversation and scorpius starts talking like himself in front of her again!!!

albus does the little puke-gag-joke-thing in the library to try and make scorpius feel better </3

they’re both fidgeting with their hands throughout their whole conversation :(

ALBUS’S LITTLE GIGGLE WHEN SCORPIUS AGREES TO COME WITH HIM TO FIX TIME

this isn’t specific to this production but scorpius’s shoes are one of my favorite details. in the normal world, he wears big clunky shoes to showcase his awkwardness, whereas in the dark dimension he wears running shoes!! evil scorp is athletic!!!

the second “im fighting for albus” that comes out of scorpius’s mouth is said almost entirely to himself

their little hug in the water :,)

i LOVE LOVE LOVE that scorpius tries to hug draco and he pushes him away and throws his jacket at him in such a cold manner. it makes their hug near the end feel so much more important to their relationship. as soon as we meet scorpius he immediately refers to himself as having daddy issues and we don’t see nearly enough of that in this play.

bonus p2- one of my favorite parts of this show is the in trouble again number!!! i love the background gang and all of their little scenes like this. craig being a little gossip monger is funny as shit!!!! it gives him so much personality and makes his death that much sadder :(

the delivery of “scorpius….. he matters to me…. you know that don’t you?” is INSANE. tom grant delivers all of the coming out adjacent lines so perfectly.

i love how scorpius moves his body. he waves his arms around in the air so often.

scorpius tickled albus lmao they’re so weird

when scorpius talks about hating the other world, albus throws in “apart from polly chapman fancying you” quite bitterly and scorpius almost completely cuts him off. he doesn’t acknowledge what he said in any way shape or form and albus seems to notice that he’s not interested in polly.

scorpius rubs his socks on the floor while he talks :3

the choice to have scorpius move from his bed to albus’s bed and pull albus’s blanket into his lap when he tells him that he changed himself back for him is so AAAUGHHH

AND SCORPIUS DOES THE SAME THING THAT HE DID EARLIER AGAIN!!! he gets all quiet and sweet when he’s sort of admitting his feelings to albus and then all of a sudden he stands up and goes back to his normal loud voice

“MALFOY THE UNANXIOUS IS A PRRRRRETTY GOOD LIIIIAAAR”

delphi mocking scorpius and him immediately tensing up oh he hates her ass so much

scorpius reaches out to try and intercept albus handing delphi the time turner and albus giggles at scorpius because he’s happy she’s not extremely pissed at them

scorpius holds onto the railing right up until he gets his hands bound together because he’s afraid of heights. thought it was cute that adam chose to do this even though his fear of heights isn’t mentioned anywhere in this version.

i LOVE the torture scene in this version. albus is stone faced when delphi is threatening to torture him and then he IMMEDIATELY falls to his knees begging and pleading when she turns toward scorpius.

delphi is quite literally outing albus in this scene. the silence after she says that love is his weakness and points to scorpius is SO long and SO loud omg. it’s quite literally ten whole seconds (i counted) of albus and scorpius just looking at each other. it genuinely feels like she just spilled out what he’s been keeping inside of himself for so long, it’s gutwrenching. i guess they did just watch craig die so they do in fact have bigger problems, but you can see albus’s heart stop beating and its so terrible.

i love how albus turns to scorpius when the stationmaster starts unintelligibly talking to them like “hey, you’re doing the talking rn just so you know”

i’m obsessed with how excited scorpius is to tell albus all about the history of the place they’re in. in love with his little gasps at everything he sees and his jump when he says “SQUEAK!”

albus motioning for scorpius to stop when he’s demonstrating how to scream for help lmaoooo

albus pointing with both hands at scorpius while they try to come up with a plan is so cute. albus believes in him so much.

i love how scorpius keeps hugging draco even as he’s talking

their foreheads are literally brushing against each other my god these bitches gay

albus asks “and thats who you want in your palace?” in an almost panicked way like he’s afraid scorpius doesn’t feel the same way about him.

albus holds onto scorpius’s shoulders while rose tries to reassure them that they didn’t just get walked in on lmao

3rd and final instance of scorpius trying to change the subject- asking immediately about quidditch so albus doesn’t get the chance to say anything related to what just happened

scorpius says “come on” like he’s trying to get albus to come cut a rug with him at a middle school dance

obsessed with their little gagging and puking bit and how they made it a callback to what albus does in the library

maybe my favorite hug moment from any scorbus duo. i love how albus initially reacts with shock but then melts into it and closes his eyes, only pulling away to make sure he’s not reading the situation entirely wrong (he’s not)

my favorite ending scene by far. the coming out hits SO hard. the way albus fiddles with his zipper and scrunches up his sleeve in his hand, you can tell how absolutely terrified he is of saying this to his dad. the line delivery is genuinely fantastic. the more he pauses the longer you have to take it all in- and he pauses a LOT.

okie thanks for reading!!!!!

[satisfactionlevel]

this is how i imagine albus and scorpius would be like in a photo booth📸:

as muggle photos don’t move, scorpius is determined to get the poses perfect for each shot. he keeps anxiously reminding albus about each pose:

“ok albus we’ve got this! first photo: we cup our faces and look at each other. second photo: we wink, i close my left eye and you close your right eye. third photo we’ll make silly faces, and the final one we’ll look into the camera and smile. we only have a few seconds between shots so you need to remember it, ok?”

albus rolls his eyes at his ridiculous lover, but he couldn’t help but smiles. even when scorpius is being extra extra, albus loves him.

that’s why when the flash goes off for the third photo, albus pulls scorpius in and lands a gentle kiss on his cheek.

scorpius is caught off guard, he freezes for the briefest moment, then settles softly into albus’s arms as the flash goes off for the final time. he is home whenever he’s in albus’s arms.

“these are perfect, scorp. look, you look like a peach in the third photo.”

“shut up, albus.”

[cyberneticatoms]

WHERE: Fire Station WHO: Nathan Dawson (@mercurysunstar)

Archer stretched his arms over his head with a grunt before shutting his locker close. "Hey man, up for grabbing drinks? Lui off wedding planning and Scorp said he pass," he said. He was aware the latter was sober and while he'd never say it out loud he did wonder if one drink really would kill the guy. "Think we earned it after having to deal with a busted septic tank, thought I'd never get the smell off me."

[rivka-kopelman]

Crepuscular Lemur: Log 0.3

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[July Xth, 30XX]

Hi it's Delivery Lemur. Taking a little break right now.

I want a coffee, but I just ate a sweet_orange bar, and I've learned that coffee flavor right after orange is really gross so I'm gonna wait for a bit.

This is planet Thusp. It's uninhabited. I wonder if I could climb any of those hills?

I crack the airlock and let the breeze in. Great air quality on Thusp.

How hard it would be to build a house here? Would a house ruin the view?

Maybe. Not if you were in it, though.

Anyway.

I check my delivery in-tray. Transport a pillowcase from 16 main street to 19 main street in Robby-Tobby-Town on Wobzob-III ... pass! Maybe in my old age I'll do braindead missions like that.

Hmm.. here's an order for some toxic scorpions: "Please pick up some deadly-ass scorps from Grywel-8 and bring them to the Lake Pond University biochemistry department." Aah. Grywel-8 is infested with pirates and Road Lizards. A complete nightmare. There are deep deposits of hydrous clay which can't be penetrated by radar, so the caves under them are natural hideouts. Also lots of scorpions down there. But it's not like every possible thing will go wrong. You might even say there's no risk at all. Mission accepted.

So off I go, zooming along through Galaxy 5. It's a nice one, generally. I saw a supernova out here when I was a kid.

I turn on the coffee machine. Grywel-8 is a few hours away so I put on the latest episode of my favorite podcast, “It's Bullshit: Forever Countdown.”

“Hi every everyone and everybody else, welcome to It's Bullshit: Forever Countdown! Joining us today is today's guest ~ May Milton, mouse mayor of Mothyville, the smallest town on the smallest moon of Milinil-3. May, your number is 33,000,003,000,993! Good luck May!”

“Squeak! Squea-Squeak! Squea-Squea-Squeak! Squea-Squea-Squea-Squeak!”

This episode is gonna be great!

All too soon, I reach the planet. Now why did I come here?

Something to do with........... soap? No no

Cave diving for scorpions, that's it. I look around my ship for a bug catching net and realize I don't have any such thing.

Uhh hmmmm

I have some tupperware but none of the lids match the bottoms.

Would floss work? Spiders catch bugs basically with string, right?

I'd have to make some kind of web though hmm

How about the microwave? It's already dirty. It opens and closes.

That'll do.

The crust of this planet is full of sinkholes. Any of them should lead down to a suitable cave I think. I steer toward first one I see and plunge into the shadows.

I turn on my spotlight and reduce speed to a creeping 200 meters per second. I really don't want to get jammed in a crevice. I take a big swig of coffee, crack my knuckles, and pull my beanbag chair a little closer to the control board.

I almost hit a stalagmite. Yikes. I slow down even more. Was this a bad idea? It'd be awful if this tunnel narrows as it deepens and I end up having to reverse out. I realize what a mess the coffee will make if I brake hard or roll over. I pour out my pot into a thermos and double-check the seal before I go any further, then I check it a third time to be super sure. I turn down my cabin lights so I can see the dim outside better.

Ah caves. They're half creepy, half cozy. I feel very sheltered and protected but also trapped, scarily.

Scanning for life signs.. oh yeah there's a scorpion nest right down there between those boulders.

ok

I open the hatch and lower my microwave by the power cord down into the nest. When it looks full I wiggle it until the door swings shut .

Perfect!

I haul it up laboriously and reseal the ship. Now it's time to head to Pond Lake University. But which of these tunnels did I come in from...

The left one, for sure. Going left. Ah no this one is full of pirates hahahaha. I'll just do a little u-turn ... ah, they've surrounded me. My ship shudders as they latch a gangway to my airlock.

A beeping alert on my monitor unnecessarily informs me that the hatch is being opened without the passcode. Five pirates barge in: a hamster, a turtle, a pelican, a hyena, and an armadillo. The pelican holds a gun in her beak and points it at my face. "Gluhdhshdhfjdjdjdbeb" she sputtered.

"What?"

The hamster scampers around my ankles and goes in and out of the cupboards.

"No one else on board!" he declares.

The hyena looks me up and down, hefting a wooden board studded with nails.

"Who are you supposed to be?" He demanded.

"Delivery Lemur (deliveremur)."

"Got any guns or treasure?"

"No I dont have anything i swear. Search my whole ship if you want, just don't open the microwave ... it's full of deadly scorpions."

"Heheh how stupid do you think I am?" Chuckled the hyena. He opened the microwave and the scorpions scurried out all over his body, murdering him by stinging him to death.

Screaming as loud as they could, the pirates fled, and I fled with them. We board their vessel and slam the door behind us. Swiftly I put a lampshade on my head and stand very still so they wont notice I'm there.

"That lemur's pretending to be a lamp!" shouted the armadillo.

The pelican started shooting but was blinded by an unshaded lightbulb, so every shot missed. I ducked and zigzagged into their cockpit and locked myself in.

"Get out here so we can kill ya!" wailed the turtle.

Bad situation!

I try to find the thruster controls so I can just fly away, but this is so different from my system. Experimenting with the buttons, I accidentally open the gangway and then I hear screaming because I let all the scorpions in. Gunshots followed.

There's incoming calls from the other pirate ships.

"Nigel, what's going on over there?"

“What loot did you get off the lemurship??”

“What the hell is happening?”

I better answer them.

“Nothing! Um! There was no lemur on board!” I say into the radio.

“Nigel? Why do you have a lemurish accent?”

“I'm practicing for a play!”

“What play?”

I don't know any plays. I have to create one.

“The Lemur and the Lemon,” I say. That better not already exist.

“Can I be in the play?”

Can he even act?

“Yes you can be Mr. Lemon.”

“Hot diggity! Let's start rehearsing! I'm coming aboard right now.”

Then all the other pirates phoned in.

“Let me be in it! I'll be a lime or something!”

“You son of a bitch I'll kill you, I wanna be the lime!"

“Wait, there's no lime, stay where you are!” I protest.

“Aw there's gonna be so many lines to remember! It's too much work!"

“We'll all stab you if you forget your lines!”

“How many pages is it?”

“3000!” That's enough right? How long is an average play? How big are the pages?

“Crikey! I'm nervous already! Can I have a non-speaking part?”

“I will crochet a beautiful Lemon costume tonight!”

“You can't crochet something so round, it'll never hold it's shape. You gotta quilt it onto some kind of frame!”

“I'm crocheting it, I'll add yellow stuffing, it will be perfect.”

“Needle-felt lemons would be so much easier!”

“I said quilt it you dumb bitch! You rotten fuck! Quilt it!”

They started firing torpedoes at each other. The detonations and crashing ships were vibrating the cavern. Huge chunks of stone were knocked loose, ricocheting like bouncy balls in the weak gravity. I should escape pretty soon.

As I try to think of a plan, I trip on my foot and lose balance. I catch myself on the steering wheel. The pirate ship banks sharply to the left and starts to spin so fast everything that's not tied down is hurled into the bulkhead by coriolis. Luckily – or by design – the cockpit is positioned in the rotational center of mass at the bow of the ship, so i'm dizzy but there's no pull on my body. I open the door and brace my legs for a huge jump. If I leap in a perfectly straight line, I can – and do – reach the airlock. The scorpions and the pirates are helpless against the clockwise inertia of the spinning ship, pressed flat against the walls. I make it through the tube back to my ship and shut the hatch.

I fire up my engine. The chassis of the pirate ship grappling mine has been so weakened by missiles and falling rocks that it cracks apart when I accelerate. The tethers fall away. I glide stealthily into the pitch-black tunnels.

Phew! What an ordeal. All in a day's work for a professional Delivery Lemur.

Man what did I come down here for for? Uhhhh Oh crap! There's coffee spilled everywhere. I thought the thermos latch was shut! I triple-checked that the straw thing was pushed down, but the stopper itself wasn't screwed on all the way. Damn it, what a mess. Now instead of drinking coffee I'm wiping it off the ceiling.

Darn End of log 0.3

[intrepidradish]

Ooops yeah long post tag indeed. Appreciating the conversation though. Yes! See he absolutely knows when its wise to use honesty! This is sort of where I'm coming from about how honest he is about his past with brain clone Crichton! Building allies requires honesty! I think when he arrives on Moya, he's quite honest. One of my fav questions (and its adjacent to the poll) is how much real Crichton knows of the story Scorp told brain clone Crichton. Crichton received this information piecemeal, if at all. I know Scorp probably tried to explain a few times (it's spread throughout the season as little curt discussions between the two...) Mmm. Fun questions.

POST IS TOO LONG. I'm shutting up now.

[tracksdowna]

never mind i’m thinking about this again instead

[emailsicansend]

i cant send this anonymously cause you can’t send photos anonymously and i’ve never interacted with you so please feel free to ignore but i figured if you want to practice astrology and i always think it’s cool to hear about, i might as well send this in? i don’t know what any of it means

hey, thanks for sending this in!! i appreciate it! and ill get to work, just be patient with me im still learning and ive had a long day haha 😅 (also i gotta ask....are you okay?? an aries sun with scorpio moon is a Lot of inner conflict and a Lot of emotions, especially with so little earth in your chart)

okay so first, aries sun. my favorite person is an aries sun, so i may be just a teeeeeny bit biased but i absolutely love them. aries are the new beginnings of the zodiac sign, and as such act with zeal and passion. you enjoy a bit of adventure (and from time to time, a bit of danger) and jump into whatever you're focused on. aries are PASSIONATE, and have a difficult time tempering that passion. it radiate through in everything they say and do. they've also got a bit of a temper, and tend to get bored easily which leads to a lot of plans started but not finished. (especially of there's no immediate success and reward.) aries tend to have optimistic outlooks and draw attention from others for being so bright, but have a lot of deep rooted insecurities they tend to hide. (very much acts like they know what theyre doing while also Very Anxious at the idea of messing up.) FIERCELY independent and always want to be the best and the brightest. they make incredible friends as they are generous, high spirited, and creative but others can have trouble following along.

so scorps are the sign of death and regeneration, and tend to live in the extremes of emotions. scorpio placements in general tend to indicate difficulties or trauma bit that tends to be more true for scorpio moons. you've got emotions that run incredibly deep but tend to try to cover up or mask those feelings in order to feel more in control of your life. you struggle to get over things, and often tend to remember any harm done to you. (also, perhaps some escapisms into fantasy to avoid the issues at hand?) i know all this sounds rough, but a scorpio moon also gives you incredible intuition when it comes to other people if you can learn to trust your gut. and you are capable of such deep love once you can work past any trust issues/jealousy you may experience. paired with an aries sun, your scorpio moon highlights a magnetic personality and vitality. you're resilient, driven, emotional, and determined.

we actually share a rising sign! gemini risings are Constantly Moving: you probably gesticulate when talking and tend to glance around a lot. you tend to be restless. you're talented and mentally quick, and you like when people listen to you! you've got a way of speaking that usually leave people tuning into what you say and the way you say it. gemini risings often enjoy mind games and other things that let them get rid of that restless feeling. however gemini is the sign of duality and that shines through in the ascending placement. they tend to be discontent with how things are if there isnt change and variety, without it you can feel anxious and as if you aren't living up to your full potential.

mercury in aries is a strong position, aries fire sign brings aggressiveness and brilliance to the communication. they tend to be witty, original, and outspoken. a bit tactless and impulsive while arguing, but usually get lucky in terms of going with their gut and making the right choices. might be prone to headaches.

[chimeras-and-company]

That’s honestly a legitimate theory of how palaeoart and interpretations had improved the years. I never would consider that until now, so hats off to you!

And yes, the Crystal Palace exhibit still exists today in the Crystal Palace Park in London. Not shown in the link is the fact that one of the statues of Iguanodon even had a tea party set within it before it was sealed over by the sculptor. 

As public perception continues to improve with age and wisdom alongside dinosaur discoveries, so too would the anthropomorphism and human bias become less as we move on from ‘big scaly monsters’ to real animals.

DINOSAURS OVER THE YEARS

This is a series of posters I made to show how our perception of Dinosaurs and other animals of the mesozoic changed over the years. These and few more are featured in a Youtube video you can watch HERE

this art is available for prints, t-shirts and other goods HERE

http://mariolanzas.tumblr.com/

[magic-can]

Raiden in the MK games: acts very formal and proper, a kind old demigod

Raiden in the MK cartoon: sarcastic rude jerkass

[mivatea]

casually lookin like she just got ur digits

[chimeras-and-company]

Not really.

Yeah, it was good times

[sapphiccatra]

Guys what's the ship name for Catra x Scorpia please I've seen like 69 variations

[chimeras-and-company]

For the character thing: Byakuya Togami!

Aaaay, thank you very much Anon! I’ve been wanting to ramble about him since Void’s question. 

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Favourite thing about them:Where to start? He’s my DR1 fav for a reason; he holds a lot more genuine spine than what you expect from the ‘prissy uptown boy who talks hot shit’ we see in media (especially Western fiction.) He’s shown (especially in DR:AE and DR3 Future) that he is fully capable of fighting and commandment. He’s much more world-weary and strategic than people give him credit for; where while he will not jump into every single fight (like how he was waiting for the ample time to win the Killing Game, before chapter 4) there’s also this manner of genuine courage and power to him when he does attack. He knows it’s all about timing the blows, and the few times in canon it implies those blows hit hard. I find that a lot more interesting than other characters who talk all that only to just baulk and cower if someone had it with them. TL;DR: Byakuya really is a Lavaheart, with actual weight and security of his skills.

Least favourite thing about them: He’s a dramatic egotistical prick who won’t care who he’s talking to in the flesh, let’s be honest here. Thankfully character development has him learn to tune it down as he matures; but that dramatic prickly gene is still there.

Favourite line: “It seems… I must fight alongside you all for a little while longer.”

BrOTP: I said the Mystery Trio already with Makoto SO… I really like Byakuya&Sayaka friendship too. I feel like the two have similar ambitions and worldviews; and maybe can help each other with the similar childhoods they have. It has this sense of gossiping duo going on here that do have a layer of appreciation only the two alone know.

OTP: Togafuka. Longest yeah boi ever. After character development from chapter 2 the two can really learn to improve themselves with the help of one another (canonically even! Who was the one who gave Touko the stun gun in DR:AE again?) As well as both of them learning how to trust and how to heal from such shadowed childhoods, to the point where it can just blossom into romance. Platonic appreciation works too! 

NOTP: Already mentioned Makoto. So another one is ByakuyaxJunko (I have no idea if people even ship that. Sure hope not.) They’re enemies. He wanted to murder her, she wanted to break him into insanity or death through despair, all this through DR1. Makoto couldn’t even finish the word ‘mastermind’ around him before he sees red. Although, I really do enjoy ‘hate-shipping’ them as the blood-soaked enemies to begin with anyway.

Random headcanon: He may be a prick while awake but he’s also the blessed sleeper ever. When falling asleep, his body simply curls up and would even hug or spoon something subconsciously. It can give his significant other an image of a sleeping cat. No snoring, no sudden movements, no pushes; and is even warm to the touch. He is completely unaware of any of this when awake.

Unpopular opinion: My unpopular opinion with the Imposter holds here, and I expand that by basically saying that I despise his tag on Tumblr. Enough with the ‘lol long legs!’ jokes, and definitely enough of the ‘money!!’ jokes. He doesn’t give two shits about money. Along with that, the use of sparkly glittery gold or money in any aesthetic/moodboard/whatever posts is getting really tiresome. Get creative! Use tarnished industrial metal (yes, industrial gold is a thing. It’s in your phone or laptop right now,) whatever! Just quit following after the very tip of the iceberg of his character that’s so rampant in the fandom.

Song I associate with them: Bite to Break Skin by Senses Fail (Legion of Doom remix) 

Favourite picture of them: 

(Commission art drawn by @voidsvessel for an AU blog of mine! I really miss that blog, I should get back to it.)

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[heqrtbeat]

straight girl: omg haha i look like a d*ke 😂😂

me: no het, u wish

[scorpiusthedreadless]

nicknames for the next gen kids

Albus:

Al - only Scorpius and Rose get the honour of calling him this

Alby - James made it up as a joke and it kinda stuck (family members only)

Albussy - is the family wifi password.

Sev/Sevvy - Lily called him these when she was a baby/toddler

School Bus - James. Just James.

Scorpius:

Scorp - Albus couldn’t be bothered to say his whole name and now half of his friends just call him Scorp

Scor - Albus couldn’t be bothered with the extra ‘p’ on the end of Scorp. this nickname didn’t stick, but it’s still used occasionally

Scorpion King - used in the alternate reality and it kinda slaps tbh (also used by Rose at the end but just no.)

Malfoy the Unanxious - by himself

Scorpius the Dreadless - again, by himself

Corpse - kinda in his name ig?? and he’s pale asf

Jack Frost - the hair.

Rose

Rosie - Ron and Hermione think it’s cute (which it is oml) but Rose hates it

Posie - Scorpius teases her with it when they’ve become better friends later on

Scorp’s Girlfriend - used by literally everyone at Hogwarts bc they think they’re dating when they’re really not.

Hermione Granger 2.0 - usually comes from Albus but sometimes Ron joins in. this is not appreciated by Rose.

James-Sirius

Jamesy Wamesy - Albus wanted revenge for ‘School Bus’

Jamesy - kinda a better form of ‘Jamesy Wamesy’ which Teddy picked up

All The Marauders In One - Harry receives this comment on James’s report card VERY often (always from McGonagall)

Jam - all I have to say about this one is Teddy.

Lily-Luna

Lily - no one can be bothered with the whole Lily-Luna thing at this point

Lils - Harry started it bc he wanted to separate his child from his mother and he obviously didn’t call his mum Lils

Loony - stems from the second part of her name (Luna) bc Luna was called Loony Lovegood (we stan Luna)

Little Moon - Scorpius tried a little moon once and said it was soft and fluffy like Lily so it just kinda became a thing ig

Lilsy Pops - Harry tried it once and she immediately tried to shut it down. it did not work.

Delphini

(idk why I put her in btw I just had a few ideas for nicknames lmao)

Delphi - used by Albus and Scorpius and probably everyone else she’s ever met (not that she’s met many people)

Del - probably a her and Scorpius thing bc he seems like the sort of person who needs a special nickname for everyone

The Augurey - used by everyone in the alternate reality

Deli Deal - all imma say is someone got drunk. im not gonna say who, but someone definitely got drunk.

Teddy Lupin

Ted - James, like Albus, was too lazy to complete Teddy’s name in a sentence

Edward - his full name so technically not a nickname but let’s just pretend it is

T - Albus got even more lazy than before and only wanted to say one letter

Teddy Bear - James got drunk. or high. or both.

[delqcate]

don't cry, mama

summary- draco and y/n fight but a worried scorpius sees his mama crying on the couch

warnings- some cussing and horrible angst i swear you guys will hate me for it

paring- d.m. and y.n.

a/n- first time writing angst and it's mostly at the beginning

credits to the gif owner!

"you know what? i don't care if your busy all the fucking time but god, draco! you never have time for me or for scorp! he's still three years old and he needs a father!" y/n shouts at draco, you see, y/n and draco are a lovely family with their beautiful child named scorpius, their life was amazing until draco got a job, everything started falling apart.

"well i don't care! i don't care if we have all this money, i want to earn it myself so im sorry if you hate that im working!" draco shouts back, as they shout at eachother back and forth what they realize is that scorpius has woken up in his room not to far from theirs, confused and hugging his dragon stuffie.

"i- ugh, fuck you draco!" y/n shouts at him and storms out of the room, slamming the door shut, as y/n leaves draco mumbles and walks to the bed, sitting down and realizing what happend.

meanwhile y/n walks to the living room and sits on the couch sobbing, she just doesn't understand why he would prioritize work before his fucking family, as she sobs tiny steps can be heard from behind her, she continues to cry, not hearing her son walk up to her, stuffie in his hold.

"is mama ok?" a sweet, innocent voice asks the tear stained y/n. y/n looks up and sees their son, she quickly wipes her tears away. "o-oh, hello baby, why a-are you awake?" she puts the tiny blonde on her thigh. "m'heard screaming from y' and dada's room.." the tiny blone looks at his mother, worried.

"im- im fine, scorp.." she sniffles softly, as y/n was about to offer him chocolate milk when all the sudden his son gently hugs him. "m'love you, mama...m'dont want you and dada screaming at eachother anymore, y'scaring me and dino..." scorp sniffles a little, y/n hugs scorpius back, kissing his head softly.

as they hug draco comes down the stairs and sees his wife and son, hugging eachother, both their eyes shut, upon seeing this draco realizes that he was stupid to ignore both of his beauties, so he quietly walks to the couch and sits beside them, hugging both his beautiful wife and son.

"i am so sorry, y/n...i'm an idiot and- and, oh god i regret every word i said..." draco mumbles in y/n's hair, y/n lifts her head up and looks at draco, thinking, but then she looks down at scorpius, hugging his father, her heart melts at this and hugs both of them, her beautiful boys.

"i forgive you..and you're a bipolar bitch anyways" she jokingly says, draco laughs softly at his wife. "mama said bad word!" the tiny blonde says, smacking y/n softly with his dinosaur stuffie. both draco and y/n laugh softly, covering their child in kissies as scorpius giggles softly.

"how about we have a bath and watch a movie together, how does that sound?" draco asks y/n and scorpius. both y/n and scorp nod, draco picks scorpius and his stuffie up and holds y/n by the waist, walking up to their room.

draco kisses both y/n and scorpius' head, mumbling, "how did i end up with such an amazing family.."

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